Genetic Mutation = Gorylamb

Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, there lived a demure and kind sheep called Lambmumtoon. Life was good, grass was plentifully green and the sun was shining almost everyday. (you still need some rain to make the grass green rite?!). She spent the whole day eating grass and drinking water, wondering why the sky was blue and the sun was round.

One day, Lambmumtoon was walking and accidently entered the dark damp jungle while looking for fresh young grass to nibble. As she walked and walked, she got lost in the jungle, she was in a panic and did not know where to go. Suddenly she heard a noise behind her, a movement of the leaves...She turned and shouted in her most fearsome voice she could muster "Dun play play! I know Judo, Karate, Tae-Kwon-Do and Taichi! YOU try anything funny and I will kick your ass to the end of the jungle" (the truth was that she knew only knitting and sewing, but who is counting...)

Out of the bushes came a nice gorilla, with a banana in his hand..."uh-oh I thought you were lost, I wanted to see if you needed any help." Lambmumtoon saw the gorilla (aptly namely Gorilla-the-daft-who-loves-bananas, in gorilla speak he is called Goribanana) and fell madly in love with him. The trouble was that it was inter-species love, and though their love was true and noble, biologically you cannot escape Darwinism...

Their love-child as a result was a monstrosity....called Gorry Lamb!!!!